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Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

 

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe

 

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

Riley Keough, Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter is Getting Married

Riley Keough, the eldest granddaughter of Elvis Presley, will marry Australian stuntman Ben Smith-Petersen in California’s Napa Valley in two weeks.

Riley is the daughter of Lisa Marie-Presley and Danny Keough. Danny was Lisa-Marie’s first husband before Michael Jackson, Nicholas Cage and her current husband, Michael Lockwood.

Lisa-Marie and Danny also have son Benjamin. Lisa-Marie has two twin children with Lockwood named Finley and Harper.

Riley and Ben met working together on the reboot of the Mad Max franchise Mad Max: Road Fury. The movie will feature Riley as the character Capable. It is scheduled to be released in May, 2015.

Tom Hardy will play Mad Max, Charlize Theron is Imperator Furiosa and the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonnet, Zoe Kravitz will play the role of Toast.

Drafting Guys Over 65

A letter from someone over 65…

I am over 65 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least 35.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. ‘My back hurts! I
can’t sleep, I’m tired and hungry.’ We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn’t even like to get up before 10AM. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides,
like I said, I’m tired and can’t sleep and since I’m already up, I may as well be killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured, we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We’re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we’re used to soft food. We’ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We’ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I’ve been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I’ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave, and how to start a conversation with a
pretty girl. He hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his
head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them into harm’s way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy wants to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50…in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If
nothing else, put them on border patrol. They’ll have it secured the first night!

Send this to all of your senior friends…it’s in big type so they can read it.

Bud Glass’s Elvis Presley Museum segment to appear on H2 – October 18

Bud Glass’s History Channel segment about his Museum at the Hilton in Las Vegas will air on H2 (a History Channel network) on Saturday October 18, 2014 at 10:00pm EST.

The King’s Ransom Museum: Personal Treasures of Elvis Presley, owned by Bud Glass and Russ Howe, is on display at the very place where Elvis set up court and ruled Vegas in the 1970’s. Over 800 concerts were performed by Elvis on this historic stage.